Advanced Techniques™
(™ not actually trademarked. We put it there because it looks official.)
Technique #1: The Prioritized List
Instead of just making a list, you make a list in order of importance.
We know. Revolutionary. Hold your applause.
Put the most important things at the top and the least important things at the bottom. Then do the things at the top first. If you run out of time, the stuff at the bottom doesn't get done. But that's okay, because it was at the bottom for a reason.
Technique #2: The Two Lists
This is where things get wild. Instead of one list, you make two lists:
- List A: Things you actually need to do today
- List B: Things you should do eventually but let's be honest, not today
Focus on List A. Glance at List B occasionally to feel mild guilt. Move things from List B to List A when they become urgent (usually the day before they're due).
Technique #3: The Crossed-Off Celebration
Every time you cross something off the list, take a moment to celebrate. Options include:
- A satisfied nod
- A whispered "yes"
- An aggressive crossing-off motion with a thick marker
- A small fist pump
- Telling someone who doesn't care
- A full confetti cannon (see the home page for a preview)
Studies we haven't conducted suggest that celebration increases dopamine, which increases motivation, which increases the likelihood of doing more things on the list. Science.
Technique #4: The Delegation Gambit
An advanced variation where you look at your list and ask: "Can someone else do this?"
If yes → ask them to do it. Cross it off YOUR list. It's now on THEIR list. Their problem.
If no → Do it!!
Technique #5: The Time Box
Set a timer. Work on things from the list until the timer goes off. Then stop. Even if you're mid-task.
Some people do 25 minutes on, 5 minutes off (they call this "Pomodoro" and charge money to teach it). Some people do 52 minutes on, 17 minutes off (they call this "productivity science"). Some people work until they're hungry and then eat (they call this "being a person").
Pick whatever interval doesn't annoy you. The timer is not your boss.
Technique #6: The "Already Did It" Cheat
Did you do something productive that wasn't on the list? Add it to the list retroactively and immediately cross it off.
Is this cheating? Some might say yes. We say it's creative accounting for productivity. The point is to feel good about what you've accomplished. Nobody's grading this.
Technique #7: The Catastrophe List
For when everything is on fire. Steps:
- Throw away your current list
- Write down only the 3 most critical things
- Do those 3 things
- Assess if the world is still on fire
- If yes → repeat with 3 new things
- If no → return to regular list operations
Technique #8: The Anti-List
Make a list of things you will NOT do. This is surprisingly powerful. Examples:
- Won't: Check email more than 3 times today
- Won't: Attend meetings that could be an email
- Won't: Spend 2 hours choosing a productivity app
- Won't: Reorganize my desk as procrastination
- Won't: Read another article about productivity instead of being productive
Mastery Level Comparison
| Level | Technique | Risk |
|---|---|---|
| Beginner | The basic 3 steps | None |
| Intermediate | Prioritized List | Mild decision fatigue |
| Advanced | Two Lists | List FOMO |
| Expert | Delegation Gambit | Social consequences |
| Grandmaster | Anti-List | Existential clarity |
| Transcendent | No list needed. You just... do things. | Are you even human? |