The Method
For centuries, humanity has struggled with the fundamental question: "How do I get stuff done?"
Philosophers pondered it. Monks meditated on it. Silicon Valley spent billions trying to solve it with apps, AI, and standing desks. Entire consulting firms exist to answer this question.
But the answer has been right in front of us all along.
That's it. That's the whole method. You can stop reading now if you want. But if you need more convincing (and apparently some people do), read on.
Step 1: Make a List
This is the foundational step. Without a list, you're just a person with vague intentions and a lot of anxiety. With a list, you're a person with specific anxiety. That's progress.
What Goes on the List?
- Things you need to do
- Things you should do
- Things you probably won't do but writing them down makes you feel responsible
- Things you've already done (so you can cross them off immediately for a dopamine hit)
What Medium Should I Use?
It literally does not matter.
- Paper and pen
- A notes app
- A $300/year productivity suite
- The back of a receipt
- A tattoo (not recommended for grocery lists)
- Skywriting (bold choice, limited characters)
Step 2: Do Some of the Things
Notice we said "some." Not "all." The To Do Method is realistic. You're not going to finish everything. Nobody finishes everything. People who claim they finish everything are either lying or have very short lists.
How to Choose What to Do
Any of these strategies work:
- Start at the top — Classic. Traditional. Your grandparents would be proud.
- Do the easy ones first — Build momentum! Feel productive! Ignore the hard stuff!
- Do the hard ones first — Get them out of the way. Then coast. (Also known as "eating the frog.")
- Do whatever you feel like — Chaotic but valid.
- Close your eyes and point — Let fate decide. Very exciting.
Step 3: Repeat
When you've done some things, go back to the list. Add new things. Do more things. This cycle continues until you die or retire, whichever comes first.
Some people call this "iteration." Some people call this "just living your life." The To Do Method calls it Step 3.
How The To Do Method Compares
| Feature | The To Do Method | Other Methods |
|---|---|---|
| Steps | 3 | Usually 7-47 |
| Certification required | No | Often yes ($$$) |
| Mountain retreat needed | No | Apparently |
| Consultants needed | No (but available) | Always yes ($$$$$) |
| Works | Yes | Debatable |
| Cost | Free | Your soul |
Common Mistakes
- Making the list too long. If your list is longer than a CVS receipt, you've gone too far.
- Never actually doing things. The list is not decorative. It's functional.
- Spending more time organizing the list than doing things on it. This is a trap. Don't fall for it.
- Adding "make a list" to the list. That's a paradox. We don't do paradoxes here.
- Using the list as a guilt mechanism. The list is your friend, not your therapist.
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